Lean ● Barranquilla ● 24 años
@justpercyjacksonthings Sent me the screenshot from Malcolm in the Middle and told me that it would be funny with Percabeth. Honestly I couldn’t resist, it’s just too perfect.
I don’t want a soulmate, I want a soul nemesis give me one of those
I see you and am immediatly filled with anger. Not even righteous anger, just pure rage at the sight of your face. We take it slow, flipping each other off from across the room at parties and sending threats written in blood to each others homes before we finally act on our feelings by duelling in the parking lot of Costco at midnight. We both were so blinded by rage that we forget to bring weapons, and end up hurling insults at each other before a night watchmen calls the police. We end up in a shared holding cell.
this is so romantic
how on earth did it take me so long to realize i’m aro
(vía sherpawhale)
(Fuente: twitter.com, vía hackerr00t)
Pollution is way down. Pandas are finally screwing. Extinct animals revealing they aren’t extinct. Our greatest minds have spent countless years trying to save the Earth, and all we had to do was get out of the way.
(vía shimy4)
Boys will be boys
Only acceptable use of the phrase
This is what Ben Franklin really did.
I’m screaming! Lol
✨Magical ⚡️
(vía shimy4)
(vía hawkate)
“We are writers, my love. We don’t cry, We bleed on paper.”— a.y. (via inksomniac)
